I nodded slowly, like we were talking through a math problem.
“The hydrant is on the property line,” I said. “You can only hit it if you’re off the street and on our grass.”
“So you admit you were driving on our lawn,” I added.
His mouth opened. Closed. Then he tried again.
“He BUILT THAT THING right there on purpose!”
“Yes,” I said. “On our lawn. Where he’s allowed to be. You chose to drive through it. Again.”
He sputtered. “You set me up!”
I didn’t argue the emotion. I stated the reality.
“You’re going to have fines for damaging city property, and the city’s going to deal with the hydrant. And we’ll need our yard repaired because this is going to freeze into a skating rink.”
He stared at me like he’d just realized the universe was not on his side.
“So he was on your lawn?”
“Yes,” I said. “I’ve asked him to stop multiple times.”
The officer’s mouth twitched like he was trying not to react to the “snowman hiding a hydrant” part of the story.
“Well,” he said, “he’s responsible for the hydrant situation. The city will follow up.”
When the chaos finally settled—the water shut off, trucks gone, the street quiet again—Nick sat at the kitchen table swinging his legs, smaller now that the adrenaline was gone.
“Am I in trouble?” he asked softly.
I sat across from him and asked the only thing that mattered.
Nick shook his head hard. “No. I just knew he’d do it again. He always does it. He thinks it’s funny.”
I exhaled slowly, part relief, part I can’t believe I’m parenting a tiny strategist.
“You did a very clever thing,” I told him, choosing my words carefully. “But it was risky. Next time you have a big plan, I need to hear it first. Deal?”
He nodded immediately. “Deal.”
From that day on, Mr. Streeter never drove over our grass again. Not even an inch. He started turning wide into his driveway like our property line had become electrified.
He doesn’t wave now. He doesn’t look at us. Sometimes I catch him glaring, but he keeps his tires where they belong.
And Nick?
Nick kept building snowmen in that same corner all winter.
Some melted. Some leaned. Some lost an arm to the wind.
But none of them ever died under a bumper again.
And every time I look at that corner of the yard, I think about the strange little lesson my eight-year-old taught an entire street:
Some people don’t respect boundaries because you ask nicely.
They respect them when crossing the line finally costs them something.