I Discovered That My Husband Was on a Dating App… and Now We’re Getting Divorced

January 4, 2026 by youssef

He ranted about “women wasting his time” and “fake profiles ruining everything.” I just sat there calmly, sipping my coffee. Then I motioned toward the hallway—where a packed suitcase was waiting by the door.

“Funny you should say that,” I told him. “Because the fake profile you’ve been whining about? That was me.”

The look on his face was priceless. Anger, shock, realization—all mixed into one. I didn’t yell. I didn’t cry. I just told him straight: We’re done. Papers are already in the works.

That’s it. No dramatic screaming match. No second chances. Just the end of a marriage with a man who couldn’t even respect me enough to be honest.

I’m not asking for advice or sympathy—I already know what I want. Divorce. Freedom. A fresh start.

He thought he was clever, but all he did was hand me the cleanest exit strategy I could’ve hoped for.