Four Men Are In Hospital Expecting Babies

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According to multiple eyewitness accounts, the four men in question:

  • Lounged on the couch for 3 hours post-meal

  • Unbuttoned their jeans at least twice

  • Took turns saying “I shouldn’t have eaten that much” between happy groans

  • All agreed it was “completely worth it”

One was even heard whispering, “If this is what labor feels like, I get it now.”

Final Thoughts

This recipe might not actually put you in the hospital, but it will make you question your life choices — right before you go back for one more bite. It’s indulgent, comforting, and just a little bit dangerous (in all the right ways).

Make it for your next get-together, potluck, or game night. Just… maybe clear your schedule afterward.

And don’t be surprised if someone says:

“I think I’m having a food baby.”

 

Warning: This dish is not responsible for any “I need a nap” situations, spontaneous groaning, or dramatic belly rubs. Cook responsibly.

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