Funny story: A soldier approached a nun

The nun, understanding his fear, replied, “I completely understand your reluctance.”

The soldier, feeling immensely relieved, couldn’t help but say, “I hope you don’t mind me saying this, but you have a truly impressive pair of legs.”

The nun replied with a touch of humor, “If you looked a little higher, you’d see a truly impressive pair of testicles. I don’t feel like going to the front lines either.”